Now Hiring (feat. Kabuto the Python)

from by Emergency Pizza Party

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beat by Pelicane

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First Verse

[MC Wreckshin]

It’s intern time gonna make it shiiiine
Gonna clean my car gonna make it fine
And twine up my pants when you get yourself a chance
Shoot bullets at your feet gonna make you dance
And prance around like a little zelda fairy
We know its hella scary to bury bodies by the prairie
You can barely contain your fear it's insane yes
You our little bitch and we rich and famous


[Sir-Up]

Yo, Intern I gotta say
Bettah Get ready , and do it our way
Fetch me the paper, I want those coupons
Now come ova here, lets get our spoon on
Ha! I knew you was gay
Now drop and gimmie twenty beg 4 that money
Nah, I'm just kiddin ya ain't gettin paid
You'z our intern the EPP Slave

[Betty Rebel chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!
Second Verse


[Benjamin Bear]

Hey how ya doin dude
Left you a present in the other room
First though need you to wipe my butt
After that you can pull my pants up
What is this - Shasta?
Tryin to make me drink cat piss brah?
Tell me quick - do you love the lord?
Make a run to the Christian bookstore


[funky49]
First off - Find some groupies
Buy them drinks - Slip some roffies
Hotel room - for the action
Tub of ice after organ extraction
Swallow this - It's Heroin
Poop it out - Swallow it again
Rob Gamestop - while you're at it
Kill Harry Potter and steal his magic


[Benjamin Bear chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!









Third Verse

[Betty Rebel]

Get with the program you're a stunt man
With a dick kickin' super drunk body slam
Run through the streets - naked
Presentin' a banner of our faces wasted
Intern - you'll be a bitch boy
Ridin' you like a witch ridin' her sex toy
Dirty work - yo it needs to be done
EPP's so famous - you'll be serving #1


[Kabuto The Python]

Yo, Imma put up ya shit for now
But one day Imma have a big ass house
I'll be the CEO, Top Cat, The big boss
Ridin they backs and shit like Rick Ross
At which point you will be at my mercy
Downsize make ya pee your pants like Fergie
Heard me? I'm an intern stay on my hustle
Now keep that stapler away from my butthole

[Betty Rebel chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!

[Benjamin Bear chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!

credits

from Shine Avenue, track released June 16, 2010
Beat By: Pelicaine Einhander

Production By: MC Wreckshin

Mastering By: Benjamin Bear

Lyrics Written By: MC Wreckshin, Sir-Up, Benjamin Bear, Funky49, Betty Rebel, and Kabuto The Python

All Skits Intro/Mid/Outro Written By: MC Wreckshin

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Emergency Pizza Party Orlando, Florida

Emergency Pizza Party, also known simply as "EPP," began their impressive careers as a darkwave industrial band, cutting its teeth in various dive bars and coffee houses around central Florida. Eventually, MC Wreckshin (then known to the world as "Flaccid Fate") ran out of black t-shirts, and decided to reinvent the band as the hottest rap group ever to come out of the mean streets of Orlando. ... more

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