Shine Avenue

by Emergency Pizza Party

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EPP's love letter to Orlando is a modern classic, featuring guest spots by Kabuto the Python, Rappy McRapperson, and Zealous 1.

Includes the hit songs "The Easy Way," "Look at My Mouth (Again)," and "Shine Avenue"

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released 15 June 2010

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Emergency Pizza Party Orlando, Florida

Emergency Pizza Party, also known simply as "EPP," began their impressive careers as a darkwave industrial band, cutting its teeth in various dive bars and coffee houses around central Florida. Eventually, MC Wreckshin (then known to the world as "Flaccid Fate") ran out of black t-shirts, and decided to reinvent the band as the hottest rap group ever to come out of the mean streets of Orlando. ... more

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Track Name: Now Hiring (feat. Kabuto the Python)
First Verse

[MC Wreckshin]

It’s intern time gonna make it shiiiine
Gonna clean my car gonna make it fine
And twine up my pants when you get yourself a chance
Shoot bullets at your feet gonna make you dance
And prance around like a little zelda fairy
We know its hella scary to bury bodies by the prairie
You can barely contain your fear it's insane yes
You our little bitch and we rich and famous


[Sir-Up]

Yo, Intern I gotta say
Bettah Get ready , and do it our way
Fetch me the paper, I want those coupons
Now come ova here, lets get our spoon on
Ha! I knew you was gay
Now drop and gimmie twenty beg 4 that money
Nah, I'm just kiddin ya ain't gettin paid
You'z our intern the EPP Slave

[Betty Rebel chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!
Second Verse


[Benjamin Bear]

Hey how ya doin dude
Left you a present in the other room
First though need you to wipe my butt
After that you can pull my pants up
What is this - Shasta?
Tryin to make me drink cat piss brah?
Tell me quick - do you love the lord?
Make a run to the Christian bookstore


[funky49]
First off - Find some groupies
Buy them drinks - Slip some roffies
Hotel room - for the action
Tub of ice after organ extraction
Swallow this - It's Heroin
Poop it out - Swallow it again
Rob Gamestop - while you're at it
Kill Harry Potter and steal his magic


[Benjamin Bear chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!









Third Verse

[Betty Rebel]

Get with the program you're a stunt man
With a dick kickin' super drunk body slam
Run through the streets - naked
Presentin' a banner of our faces wasted
Intern - you'll be a bitch boy
Ridin' you like a witch ridin' her sex toy
Dirty work - yo it needs to be done
EPP's so famous - you'll be serving #1


[Kabuto The Python]

Yo, Imma put up ya shit for now
But one day Imma have a big ass house
I'll be the CEO, Top Cat, The big boss
Ridin they backs and shit like Rick Ross
At which point you will be at my mercy
Downsize make ya pee your pants like Fergie
Heard me? I'm an intern stay on my hustle
Now keep that stapler away from my butthole

[Betty Rebel chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!

[Benjamin Bear chorus]

EPP: Now Hiring!
Jesus Christ inspires me!
iIt's so nice when you wash our feets!
We need an intern to fold our sheets!
EPP: Now Hiring!
We’re sabbatical like Sunday morning!
We collect collateral and make girls horny!
We need an intern to fill our glory!
Track Name: Reppin'
[Sir-Up]

Yo screw the Chronic I'm Reppin The comics
Emcees using moves like psionics
Blastin some in ya ear drum
Intense like downin 51 rum
Masters on attack about to spit on this track
Whack ya back like a junkie on crack
In the end ya know we the kings
For Reppin what we truely believe in

[BBear]

Lemme Rep This
I'm Boundless
I hit the street and I found it
From The back to the top
Knowin I won't stop
Like Chips with Pop Top
I'm hot like Hot Rods
In Doors like doorknobs
I'm Takin A trun
Just an old school bear
With no cash to Burn
Got a whole new batch
Of new tracks to learn
Grow a whole new patch
Goin to fast to turn
Gettin high speed and I'm crashin
We're drinkin and we're laughin
We're EPP we askin
Your feet to keep on dancin
Hold up
Cuz you should save me
Some biscuits and some gravy
I'm mad cuz no one pays me
But it's because I'm lazy

[Wreck]

yo im repping the shores of miami beach
bird feathers galore and a thousands beaks
i eat the meek with nofx for weeks
i speak for three im bizarro leet
i trim my beard neat i have firm beliefs
like chthulu who knew that he'd bring gooey treats
i got goals i thought i told ya im made of soul
i put laundry on my bed i said i may not fold
i sniff black mold to get high kinds creepin
i siff black gold to get by on weekends
im keeping up with one piece ever so slowly
my power is maximum my name is broly
insane and lulzy i claim im bulzy
my name is sultry like a yeast infection
my weapon of choice is misdirection
i drive a rolls royce and i wear a stetson


[Funky49]

Not just a show on NPR
"This I Believe" with all my heart - it's
Summer time, so pee in the pool while
smiling, it's the "Golden" Rule
Benjamin Clyde supplies the beat, three
stripes feel so beast on my feet
force is mass times acceleration
Corona with tequila my libation, never
patient, i hate waiting rather
spend my time celebrating, watch
shows with animals mating and
if I forget well I blame the Haitian
beats and rhymes fused into a weapon of
mushroom cloud pizza perfection, drop
bombs in mp3 form, no survivin'
no time for shuckin and jivin

{B3tty R3bz}

im a hot tamale to hot to watch me
epp reps the game like sifl and olly
rebel is who i am i stick it to the man
artsy with my lyrics i craft them when i can
i button smash when i don't know what to hit
i sing along to lyrics even if i don't was it is
gothy hippie chick is what i've been told
labels suck - to old to care - i'm rocking 'em both
like a nerdcore wet dream - epp left a stain
no gold grills but our games off the chain
when i'm drunk i freestyle a verse
when i'm angry i'll be flipping the bird
its a light saber fight that keeps me up all night
but i gotta wear shades cuz my futures so bright
beating our chest and fligging poo
we be gangsta's - you know how we do

[Sir-Up]

So We Got ya hooked and you just lost
Ya heard the facts reppin from the boss
Bird feathers to peein in the pool
Drinkin and laughing bringin back old school
Button Mashing while wearin that stetson
The misdirections of pizza perfection
E P P might be a little lazy
Like grits and gravy we phat like crazy
Track Name: Orlando (feat. Rappy McRapperson)
{B3tty Rebz}
central o -town got the bet stash around
look no further cuz it can't be found

from the trail down to the streets of baldwin park
it's no doubt that the soccer mom's be smuggelin' the best rock

if you pay an extra 50 to old man granny
milf hunny's let you smoke straight outta their fanny

407 got you scratchin' at the parasite bites
EPP get yah higher then franklin's kite

[funky49]
who dat who dat? by the space coast?
funny like Space Ghost? Josh, outer spaced most
doing shows with gross flows on ace toes
eaten roast beef on raisin toast case closed
never disgraced bros, rock space fros
OH SNAPZ! storming all your base bro
blowing trees EPP raps all night man
crack pipes make rappy feel all right man

[wreck]

im chillin in orlando with rappy josh katz
as a matterly of fact josh toban is wack
i saw him smoke some crack in the back of seaworld
i saw him stash some hash with a pack of seaturtles

then i seen these girls get up on rappy's nuts
storm and rouge straight shaking their butts
rappy's quite the pimp i seen him get his hair crimped
then he sprained his ankle and had to walk with a crutch

[BBear]

It's 4 am ,and I want my damn pancakes
Orlando , home of the branflakes
Outstanding , going for milkshakes
Smokin crack in the alley like all day (cool!)
Represent things like Fashion Square
And the homeless guys with the dirty hair
From the downtown view to the smelly burbs
Up in Orlando -- Just using Verbs!


[Sir-Up]

Turn Up the Temp on that stove
Can't boil that crack on low heat yo
Rappy and EPP went bowling in Orlando
It was super sweet just like Rappy's friend Sally
We met him at the airport then went to a pep Rally
Followed by a show that was hella good
EPP and Rappy should, could, would
Yeah that's right you understood?


[Rappy Mcrapperson]

Chillin in Florida, south east quarter
How many times has that rhyme been used in Florida
In Orlando met this dude named Orlando
He said " Whacha doin in the pan handle?"
I'm pan handling , handlin pans!
He said " What else are ya doin man?"
I said I'm a quest for the bombest crack
He said " Okay I'll be right back"
He came back with that crack heated up like toast
His crack tasted just like Spaghetti O's
"This ones free don't tell your mom"
"But when you need more"
"Ya know where to get it from"
Orlando in Orlando The Pan Handle
Then I went to Gator land
Lit like A Candle
Track Name: Punch-Out!!!
[funky49]
I'm punchin' out, every day I'm lunchin' out
Panera Bread, ya know I'm munchin' out
Fill my belly with the calories I need
gettin' energy to make the champ bleed
let's do this... with my coach Doc Louis
Makin' me jog so I can get through this
blows land on the nose of Glass Joe,
Flaminco, in the gut of King Hippo
There no stoppin', until I'm droppin'
Piston Honda, Super Macho Man toppin'
D-pad, buttons I hit quickly
in the ring I say "Stop Trying To Hit Me and Hit Me"
Iron Mike slappin, on stage I'm rappin
cuddle with a cutie afterwards we nappin'
yo, throwin' blows is not my style
but in video games I'm known to get wild

[BBEAR]

Swingin with my fist it's a one-two punch
Got you seein stars like a fancy brunch
I stick and move I'm to fast for you
I'd deliver you a kick but there's no option to
So I -Punch your face then I punch you in the gut
Comin at you hard like punches in the nuts
You can say I'm serious look at my stances
Every enemy that I defeat another advance
Runnin after bikes I'm only doin what I like
Punchin Iron Mike in the face and I win the fight
Risin Up - lighning hot
All time Punch - out superstar
I got my green trunks on and I'll win the fight
Mike Tyson's Punch out all day and night
Even though I'm tiny I will punch your mouth
Punchin your face is what it's all about


[wreck]

look at little mac and his trainer doc lou
also playing the role of little mac is you
to punch out glass joe no need to bring the fire
make that shit quick cause he wants to retire
piston honda wasn't such a certain simple foe though
if you're not careful get a TKO from Tokyo
don flamenco dancing with a rose in his mouth
42 seconds to knock his ass out
king hippo challenged me to a sushi eating contest
ate eight rolls then i punched him in the bandage
double oh-seven-three-seven-three-five-nine-six-three to fight the big cheese
eight-double-zero-four-two-two-two-six-oh-two get a busy signal dude

[Sir-Up]
From Glass up his ass to Von Kaiser
He'll Rip ya apart and take a shizer!
This ain't Malice Mizer or an old Attire!
This is Little Mac --- Pullin out the wire
This bitch is on fire like a hitman for hire
He'll send ya ass into Retire
Don't cry Sandman you'll get the works
When little gives you those Special Jerks
Landing those punches in ya face
Night Night Sandman your off to the lake
Super Macho he knows your there
Your just a wrestler you got the hair
When he's done with you, you'll be a tub of jello
A filling for the dudes , and all the fine fellows

{B3tty Rebz}

she's the missing character of this punch out adventure
bringing skills of a raptor this bitch ain't no amateur
she'll be running circles 'round you till the fight is thru
you ain't nothing but a chump cuz you can't handle her moves
you're playing the role of little mac but you can't hack
her attack, she'll fuck you up with a back handed bitch slap
don't cry in shame suckah it's just a game
blowing you up like blowing up your mainframe
she'll punch your in your face - She'll put you in your place
she don't need no devices or use any mace
with a technical knock out she'll be knocking your lights out
don't freak out it's just E P P screaming out!

MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH OUT! MIKE TYSON'S PUNCH OUT!
Track Name: Omega
[Sir-Up]

Destruction let loose Big Bang Boom
The last days alive, look so dry
The Earth drainin energy , nothin soon left in me
Terrible Tradgedy, This bitch is - a - Catastrophe
Flames Burstin straight outta da Earth
And words can't describe what came next
Angels and Deamons, Strange same dogma
Nightmares and Dreams, with Hell Spawn Armour
Out came all of this , no more fiction
Fact this sure was, the end times flickin
God And the Devil embraced in war
Horror Time for all who gazed and saw
What more? - Can ya ask for?
I tried my best , but it's crazy
Woke-Up hazy, and my eyes bled
I pray tonight, before I go to bed


~wreckshin~

the end time is neigh and i look up in the sky
i see a dragon fly blood rains through the light
and i see a fight there's no more night life is lifeless
with walking corpses talking horses time is timeless
and i find this - tiny locket in the sand
rockets and cans just clap your hands
and bam there's a band floating down
goat headed angels making trumpet sounds
as thunder pounds and lumber drowns in lava
my heart races like a thousand pounds of java
and i cover my chest with an ancient golden shield
with a cross on the crest, make the demons squeal
and i feel out of place outer space in my head
i have to face the fact that i may never see my friends
because nothing is forever but i never wanted death
may you all rest in peace i will never see your flesh

{Betty Rebz}

A pure white death for the deeds done and won
one big breath - not all forsaken only some
steady this sword - i'm ready strike - got protection
i play dirty - adding bullets to the gun of deception
takin' center stage - i'm fuled by rage
internal engine's set - anger ready to rampage
fire power strike - filled up off the gauge
i can flip a switch faster then you can flip a page
merry you meet before the battle starts
but the battle ain't over till death do you part
teeth smile in the dark - fear fillin' up my heart
got my grinn too but my bite's bigger then my bark
pawn's in the game of high stakes chess
the full moon's lit up and the night sky is endless
beatin' you down - not giving in - relentless to win
war crying our - we're wicked and twisted
Track Name: Kiss Kaboom
{Betty Rebz}

I'm a walking mutilator got the power to heal
any man's heart with the coldness of steal
darkness is my flame - on your knees you will kneel
wrappin' around my pinky - their pain you will feel
gotcha wishin' for release- you'll be beggin' me for mercy
recent consequences won't save you from past perjury
but i'm not so bad, so rude or so mean
just a lady whose hurt - dealing out injury
they call me flybynight mistress of the dark
evil incarnate sent to destroy a man's heart
a knife to cut through and rip you apart
got the swiftness of a cat with a blow torch spark

***cuz I'm a -kiss kiss kiss kaboom
and i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
i'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer
cuz i'ma - kiss kiss kiss kaboom
cuz i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
I'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer

i'm leaping buildings in a single bound
just so that i can spill your blood all over this town
i'm sensational, yah my looks do kill
but i'm leavin' you for dead - with no power of will
i gotcha mind riddled your head starting to sweat
wrapped you in suspense - now i'm makin' your pants wet
too many lessons in such a short life
but this won't hurt - i promise baby - good night ******
super heroin - but i won't save the day
by night is when i hunt and distract my prey
if you dangle the bait - attack it i may
just another fish in the sea - that's what they say
helplessly he lays there - an unsuspected victim
i say - this will hurt me more then it does him
but he can tell a lie through a flashy grin
instantly i plaster him to the wall - he's pinned
the truth is too ruthless and you can't trust your judge
stab in the back and rub your face out in the mud
but if you resist i will try even harder to budge
no pouting baby -theres no use holding on to a silly grudge

***cuz I'm a -kiss kiss kiss kaboom
cuz i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
i'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer
cuz i'ma - kiss kiss kiss kaboom
cuz i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
I'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer

i'm leaping buildings in a single bound
just so that i can spill your blood all over this town
i'm sensational, yah my looks do kill
but i'm leavin' you for dead - with no power of will
i gotcha mind riddled your head starting to sweat
wrapped you in suspense - now i'm makin' your pants wet
too many lessons in such a short life
but this won't hurt - i promise baby - good night ******

i'ma super heroin - but i won't save the day
by night is when i hunt and distract my prey
if you dangle the bait - attack it i may
just another fish in the sea - that's what they say
helplessly he lays there - an unsuspected victim
i say - this will hurt me more then it does him
but he can tell a lie through a flashy grin
instantly i plaster him to the wall - he's pinned
the truth is too ruthless and you can't trust your judge
stab in the back and rub your face out in the mud
but if you resist i will try even harder to budge
no pouting baby -theres no use holding on to a silly grudge

***cuz I'm a -kiss kiss kiss kaboom
cuz i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
i'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer
cuz i'ma - kiss kiss kiss kaboom
cuz i'ma send your ass straight up to the moon
I'm a death dealer - this lady's a man eater
heavy metal bitch wielding a weapon - mother fuckin' killer

your nothing but a bad man - you deserve a cyanide slip
a signature kiss- planted to your tainted lips
death is so profound - speakin' louder then words
you'll be prayin up to heavean wishin you weren't a perv
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
and i've been down a path where my heart's been torn
not a dedication but a warning to the filthy fools
you betta run - kISS KABOOM IS ON THE LOOSE

[wreck]
wake up early make a cup of worthy tasty joe
i know i gotta go before i wake that trashy ho
gotta live my life make my wife happy cause she knows
that i can't be around when im makin that flow
yo its the money for my wife and my little baby babies
latley lazy makin lacy crazy when i rip her
lucky lacy tastiest stripper when i lick her
orgasm spasm like our baby sitter
what my wife dont know makes life less tragic
after lacey there is linda then punita thats a hat trick
after i tap it i act quick and meet the baddest bitch
they call her KABOOM seen her do magic tricks
Track Name: Hyperbolic Torture Chamber (skit)
[skit]
Track Name: Never Make the Airwaves (feat. Kissa Von Addams)
[Sir-Up]
We're not here to please ---- The mainstream population
We're here to make a statement , and gain a reputation
As the group that likes to have fun, drink beer , and eat pizza
Play shows , be ourselves , and say nice to meet ya
Not concerned about hittin the airwaves with a top 40 Jam
Rather buy a 12-pack , and hangout with the fans
So when ya see --EPP-- walking by
Don't be shy - Give us - A High Five

[funky49]
Radio suckers never plaaay me
that industry is just shaaady
okay, CDBaby paaays me
okay got a fan in my lady
iTunes store see Starblazer
Capture the Day to amaze ya
lucky me get to rhyme for cheap, you
don't rhyme because your mom's a sheep

[wreck]
drive around town in a shady old bentley
latley i'm mentally not radio friendly
but send me a rendered beat on sendspace please
i mean i tend to lend you my voice time freeze
i make time stop call me zack morris
im a minstrel mock says lars horris
whats worse is im racist i make googly faces
in places with patients dying children in braces

{B3tty Rebz}

so hot - epp is a bunch of flamers
profanity is awesome - we got disclaimers
we be saying - fuck - for all the wrong reasons
not like baby's momma's dont be shoutin' that either
don't got no radio play - from any famous DJ
but we be given shout out's to WPRK
best that i can think of - basment radio thugs
rollins college radio - lemme see your shoulder shrugs

[Bbear]

Only time I'm on the radio is with a Mr.Microphone
Might have known these dope rhymes 57 years ago
And if the math don't add up I say fuck it
I represent pants everbody say they love it
Got give shouts to the people in the crowd
If they weren't here I couldn't be so loud
Who needs a radio? I got the internet
Free speech bitches don't be gettin upset

[KZA]
call me KZA
radio I'm never played
but I got it made
I gotta lotta ways
of makin everything I say keep you all amazed
leet lady heat baby bringin hotter days
me and EPP bringing the potion
rap it up make you move in slow motion
deep like the ocean
you know how we do it
bring it to you raw
get you all up into it
Track Name: Look At My Mouth (Again) (feat. Zealous1)
[Sir-Up]

Yo, I think this cat wants a smack
Right across the lips, cuz it yacks and yacks
we don't listen to you , better listen to us
Cuz EPP is the ones ya can trust
Look at my mouth as I teach and preach
Am I speaking Greek? NO! I'm speakin leet
So if ya don't read the lips, then you just missed
Time for you to bend over, and give it a kiss

[BBear]

Ya'll see this mouth / Ya'll see doez teeth
The way I flap these gums baby best believe
These words / Facts / All stacked
EPP gonna call back
Ya'll best see we don't fall back
We be stinkin up your stall jack
Look at my mouth it's on track
To arrive and paralyze all - Fact

[Wreck]

donald duck goofy mickey mouse
ill punch you rudely in your pretty mouth
im a care bear geezer you were never there neither
oddly buddy holly call me weezer

make my greeting spit crass some lip trash
take a beating like kick ass from kick ass
im a sick ass lips cracked like the joker
like al roker bringin storms for the boaters

{B3tty Rebz}

gotta go to an appointment with the dentist -suckAH-
lolipops ain't nothing like a popsicle -suckAH-
head gear solid - we be speakin' straight not crooked
too famous to deal with real life - stoopid
bright lights - black magick - epp - so fantastic
soon we be in supermarkets - like we wrapped in plastic
like joey lawrence says woah - holler at a mouth
impossible to live wiht out - bitch! look at my mouth

[Zealous 1]

Let me show ya somethin that I can taste with
My cabin of carlos san is what you are faced with (Get it?)
So basic you can't even deny
That it sounds so sexy simply when I lie
You ask why ask a D D S
They will say that the Zealous 1 is just blessed
My grill dazzles , and if ya ask how
Your shit's bling bling my shit's bling blaow!

[funky49]
when i needed braces I saw Doc Stubbs
look at me kiss when its time for love
look at me spit when I'm gettin pissed
look at my mouth when you're gettin dissed
my rhymes arrive alive, yours are phoned in
over sleepy beats replete with Melatonin
lips on the forehead, sick like the flu
bbear --- tell'em what they can do
Track Name: Shine Avenue
[bbear]
hey bro
where did your shine go
down in orlando
i got he feelin that the ceilin's really starting to glow
i get a crazy backbone my face goes back home
from the YMCA all the way to Will's back door
I can't stop shinin man, the avenue's so sick
I'm flippin it rippin it whippin the lunatic
shine everyday cuz you know i be doin it

[funky49]
doing it, doing it and doing it well
Blue's crew avenue, we doing it swell
Street View - to look at the route
farmers say - "Look at my Sprouts"
Avenue raps, playing slaps
cuddle together to take a nap
if we're awake we like to play
Sunny day, clouds away
cracking quarts, not talking about Relic
wish I had a sweet 'stache like Sellick
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
fucking up the scenery unless it says Shine

CHORUS X2
Your Mother's a mime, your mother's a mime
Welcome to our Avenue, SHIIIIIIIINE

[Sir-Up]
Shine Avenue, comin through to ya face
Time , The place, Myspace, what a waste
Free phones, Vietnamese, church of scientology
Worship Xenu, they knew , he knew, Mayan Wanna be's
So what-cha-know about that, we reppin it boldy
If Hemskey was the handler EPP's the goalie
After a hard days work we go to shine avenue
Put in The flirt with all the fine spanish dudes

[wreckshin]
yo this is our block yo this our street
you flock like birds to do a meet and greet
with epp you know we neat and we are ludicrous
bitch your dad is gay seen how many dude's he kissed
you musta missed it but i had it listed
as the number one thing to get you in prison
and business is good cause shinin' is my business
and that's how i bring it cuz your mother was a witness

CHORUS

{B3tty]
we are here to shine off your face
in our group we delegate
hotness is what we represent all day
we stay fresh most deff like pils berret
we be bustin' nuts and bustin' rhymes
cuz epp is gross all the time
we rap about poop and sing about it
cuz epp loves shit or SHIIIIINE

no frettin or sadness - epp's stunnin like a stun gun
we got the shinning - we got betta red rum then jack nickel-SON
we be zombie huntin - certified head shot killers
callin out your bull shit like we be pen & teller
make you miss us cuz we the funnest bunch
but if you kriss kross us you be fired like donald trump
got no time for drama - but it's funny junk
kitties should stick with cuteness not chinese food for lunch
Track Name: The Easy Way
[Wreckshin]

i hate the days when i wake up and i cant find anything
its missing from my brain strain pain it brings
stranger things have happened probably when i was on acid
i am hungry now fridge is broken all the food is rancid
and im token on the weed and i need to stop this habit
im nineteen years old my life is tragic
i know things will get better cause they can't get worse
10 years later life is greater your mother is a horse

{B3tty Rebz}

yeah - i like to chill and be one with the universe -
i'm in no hurry to be hauled away up in a hearse
i'm livin life to the fullest - tryin' not tah get stressed
some shit gets outta control - but i take a toke - chill like the best
keep your heart open up and reach for the sky
roll it up and pass the dutchie pon de left hand side
the universe is your's - to be as you wanna be
like a little snowflake - float on differently

[Chorus]

take the easy way no need say that your sorry
keep your life rollin on like a katamari
it's hardly your fault or sometimes it is
take control of your life don't let it fizz
take the easy way no need say that your sorry
keep your life rollin on like a katamari
don't let it stop drop flop pop like pop rocks
when life aint hot just watch some hot shots


[funky49]

I'm a
dumb-dumb-dummy, stress I felt it
ice cube cold, I almost melted
almost quit but now I'm giving my bestest
nothing gonna stop me but divine intervention
had bad days, hated the man the mirror
now the sun is out, days are clearer
guess what i'm saying, there ain't no better Steven
so rid yourself of sadness and flow with the season

[Sir-Up]

Different types of emotions effect the human psychy
Sometimes hit you at times most un-likely
The demons within me , made me so damn needy
But I had to keep pressin on , I couldn't stop so freely
Fast forward to the present , and now the bad is gone
Brought forth the light that used to lack now bond
My progress, family,friends , most importantly my wife
No stress, no stifre , it's an E P P life

[Bbear]

everyday
i feel a little taller
reachin for the sky like i'm reachin for a wallet
I wanna hold a raffle or a beneficial thing
commemorate the day or something - we
take it easy turn it down and take it slow
a simple execution but we gotta let you know
you can see us watchin stupid videos
and crackin up laughin at fart jokes

no one's ever gonna wait
and nothing's ever gonna change
i'll take i'll take the easy way
and after every pourin rain
you're still gonna find the sun
shinin on shinin on everyone
-repeat chorus-
Track Name: LOLd Dirty Dude
[skit]